The White Paw: Followers of Ganõ and Cassumõ, that is, the ancient monkey gods of compassion and lust. The white paw represents the light side of the church and all things good in the monkey world.

The Grey Cloak: The grey cloak is the choice for those who are undecided or wish to not get heavily involved in the church. Members of the order of the grey cloak can always change their affiliation at a later time.

The Black Paw: Followers of Pinõ and Monssamõ, that is, the ancient monkey gods of vengeance and apocalypse. The black paw represents the dark side of the church and all things evil in the monkey world.

To quote the prophet Mimi from her famous message on the wall of the bethlehem public toilet, "Choose your path carefully, children. You can only do it once. Sometimes. A lot of the time, you can change your mind whenever you feel like it. I don't know. You figure it out.Whatever."

after careful reflection, click "back" and complete your membership application.