Monkey Sober:
Alternate Lyrics toTool's "sober"
by Todd Wilkinmonkey, tud@n-connect.net
If you don't know the song, get a life
There's a shadow just behind me
shrouding every step I take
Making every promise empty
pointing a banana at me
Waiting like a stalking monkey
who upon lots of bugs rest
Play with now our evolution
Just because the monkeys cool
Monkey won't you try and whistle
Even though your lips can't do it
Monkey won't you try to whistle
It's okay if you can't do it
Why can't we all be monkeys
you know that they are so funky
Why can't we eat bananas
Nothing is quite like a banana
I am just a worthless human
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
de-evolve like me or fall as well
We can see the monkey in you
struggling to break out and free
We will help to de-evolve you
Just in time for monkey fun
Oh monsamo won't you whisper
something but the past and done
Oh monsamo wont' you whisper
something but the past and done
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copyrite 1997 todd wilkinmonkey