welcome to the library. we are proud to bring you excerpts from the most important books in the history of the insane church of the monkey.

we're sorry if our selection is currently limited, we could just kill all those people who borrowed texts and haven't returned them yet.


available readings

unavailable readings

"The history of the Insane Church of The Monkey" by Paul Valinto

"The prophecies of the exulted St. Tom" edited my Max Cosmo

"The Monkey and the Watermelon" as told by Hugo Wayans

"Monkey Sober: alternate lyrics to Tool's 'sober'" by Todd Wilkinmonkey

"The Bible for today's youth" by A. Mind Poisoner

"Is that a detonator in you pocket or are you just happy to see me? Easy guide to explosives." by Hugo Andreas

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