SO, YOU WANNA JOIN THE THIRTEENTH INSANE CHURCH OF THE MONKEY? REALLY? WELL, IT'S GONNA COST YA!

no, not really. i hate things that cost moneyand monkeys do too.

just look how free a monkey's life is. here's how to join:

 

fill out the following form. send it in. voila, if we like you, you can join. happy day!

 

my full real given name:

my e-mail address:

monkey name (what the church shall know me as):

city, state, country, location:

I wish to join descriptions

I am interested in the position of:

current religious affiliation:

my favorite band:

my favorite color:

my favorite primate:

my favorite joke/anecdote/story involving a monkey:

why I wish to be a member of the Thirteenth Insane Church of the Monkey:

any other comments/pleas/bribes/interesting factoids:

or....send e-mail containing all of the above to: opiate80@usa.net have the subject be (exactly): "me and my monkey"

that's OPIATE80@USA.NET

 

 

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